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  1. Heading towards the 2nd major cross-team cross-device release in two sequential months of my first year leading the privacy team in the first year of the privacy team's existence.
  2. A lot of people speculating on what 4D chess game Msk is playing with Twitter... But honestly he's acting exactly like a 13 yo boy who has just been given moderation powers over his favorite forum and I don't think you have to look deeper than that.
  3. And he appears to have followed that up by tearing down Twitter Spaces as a feature across the whole platform, making it unavailable to everyone in the hope no one will hear him be mad. JohnPaczkowski/1603615569793515520
  4. hmmm
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  5. As someone who has modded more than one internet forum back in the day it's extremely hard to believe someone would pay >$40 billion dollars for the experience, but here we are.
  6. What happens if January 1 hits and Twitter isn't compliant with the CDPA?
  7. If posting real time location data isn't allowed, perhaps Twitter should turn it off as an app feature?
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  8. It appears Twitter is putting a warning up any time a user tries to click on links to a number of Mastodon instances.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  9. He's so thin-skinned lol.
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  10. wtf
  11. feels like the last two paragraphs of this do not quite match the rest of the piece... iapp.org/news/a/cross-context-behavioral-advertising-is-sale-it-is-time-to-get-over-it/
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  12. The detective joke was right there! CBSNews/1603117730357313536
  13. Seems corrupt. i mean come on, usually you take the board seat *after* being in office gregorykorte/1602671208079794176
  14. It's sort of fked that it appears they intend to take advantage of OpenStreetMap but it doesn't sound like they plan to contribute or fund it. techcrunch.com/2022/12/15/meta-microsoft-aws-and-tomtom-launch-the-overture-maps-foundation-to-develop-interoperable-open-map-data/
    OpenGraph image for techcrunch.com/2022/12/15/meta-microsoft-aws-and-tomtom-launch-the-overture-maps-foundation-to-develop-interoperable-open-map-data/oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  15. This sounds like a bad idea with no justification other than airline executives wanting to funnel more money to their personal accounts and abuse their employees to the point of risking the safety of their customers. cbsnews.com/news/one-pilot-in-cockpit-staffing-shortage-faa-part-121/#app
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  1. Anytime a rich person donates money, this is how you should report it. Gizmodo/1222939292227592196?s=19
  2. The numbers are all fking fake, the metrics are bullshit, the agencies responsible for enforcing good practices are knowing bullshiters enforcing and profiting off all the fake numbers and none of the models make sense at scale of actual human users. nymag.com/intelligencer/2018/12/how-much-of-the-internet-is-fake.html
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  3. Let's remember that a version of Batman exists where he would rather blow himself up than hurt some ducks.
  4. As folks in some states are preparing for what to do next, please remember that the underlying technology of ad tech has been used to prosecute both doctors and those who receive abortions. motherjones.com/politics/2022/02/meet-abortion-bans-new-best-friend-your-phone/
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  5. People are writing long think-pieces trying to figure out wtf happened this decade. I can explain the whole decade in two photos. On the left: 2010, on the right: 2019
    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their APIoh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  6. I do think that people are really underestimating the risk in a post-Roe world that ad tech poses to women. It isn't just Law Enforcement has an easier time accessing your phone than your home and it isn't just data brokers. States now have private-citizen bounties, remember?

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