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    1. Lolol
      oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
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  1. …in reply to @Chronotope
    Nothing says 'we're confident in our social platform' like running a video ad on an entirely different social platform in which hostage negotiators explain to a frightened adult how to use the service.
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    1. …in reply to @Chronotope
      I like that some marketing person looked at Twitter and was like 'oh yeah, you have no choice but to use it so Twitter is holding you prisoner and you're scared, so you call the cops and they explain Twitter to you.'
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      1. …in reply to @Chronotope
        'Twitter is holding you hostage' is likely the most inadvertently truthful thing Twitter has ever put in an ad.
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