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LIC now has lots of families, but as a dude waiting for coffee all I'm wondering is: will the baby be getting a latte? 'cause I'm in a rush.Permalink On twitter.com
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I ordered a blackeye and the cashier goes "That has a lot of caffeine in it you know. Are you sure that's safe?" to which I replied:Permalink On twitter.com
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And then she proceeded to tell me the story of a lady who had never had caffeine before, then drank 3 Red Bulls in a night me died.On twitter.com
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-me *and >.<Permalink On twitter.com
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I'm a NYC-based media-industry engineer. Lady, if I die of caffeine they put me on a boat, light it on fire & shove it in the east river...Permalink On twitter.com
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And then I get to go to Valhalla for dying in what my kind considers battle.Permalink On twitter.com
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