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Basically an Onion article, but true. Professional absurdists gotta have trouble staying ahead of curve these days. washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2017/09/06/sir-richard-branson-is-riding-out-hurricane-irma-in-the-wine-cellar-on-his-private-island/?tid=pm_world_pop