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                1. Hot tip: someone peed on your hotel bed once. Someone is pissing on America, I have bigger concerns.
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                I swear to god, Donald Trump's dick has gotten more media attention than the entirety of Jeb Bush's campaign.
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              The rich have weird sex, news at 11. I'm more concerned with how America is getting f**ked.
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            Have me as a guest on your TV show, I have now clearly evinced a better grasp of this topic than the entirety of BuzzFeed's editorial.
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          Has the US Intelligence Community confirmed that the author of these papers is not Mr. F. yet?
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        Just putting the possibility out there, so Americans can make up their own minds.
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      Mr. F!
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    I have independently confirmed the intelligence report and yes: those are balls.


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