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Hot tip: someone peed on your hotel bed once. Someone is pissing on America, I have bigger concerns.
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I swear to god, Donald Trump's dick has gotten more media attention than the entirety of Jeb Bush's campaign.
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The rich have weird sex, news at 11. I'm more concerned with how America is getting f**ked.
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Have me as a guest on your TV show, I have now clearly evinced a better grasp of this topic than the entirety of BuzzFeed's editorial.
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Has the US Intelligence Community confirmed that the author of these papers is not Mr. F. yet?
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Just putting the possibility out there, so Americans can make up their own minds.
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Well, Twitter is going to be useless for the rest of the evening. Time to go do something more interesting than this topic--so anything else