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                  1. Now... the race! WTF does Altaba mean? "In numerology the life path number for Altaba is 1. This figure was calculated using numerology" nah
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                  Is it a Hebrew reference? Is Yahoo going to be our cool dad? You know alternate (as in hip) abba
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                Nothing in Google translate.
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              You know what, I'm going to run with it. Yahoo is now called Altaba, presumably short for Alternate Abba. Which means Yahoo is your cool dad
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            Reports from Yahoo-now-Altaba: it will be wearing a cap backwards, trying to rap, and be real chill about the sex you're having. Also, puns!
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          The Summize product will finally be released as Altaba Summize, which will turn everything into a series of puns, but, you know, chill puns.
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        Also, Yahoo Answers will become Altaba Answers which will now gently assure you that all your life choices are ok, but you should have kids.
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      Tip your waitresses folks.
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    I feel like maybe having to know some Hebrew is a road too far for this joke.


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