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Now... the race! WTF does Altaba mean? "In numerology the life path number for Altaba is 1. This figure was calculated using numerology" nahPermalink On twitter.com
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Is it a Hebrew reference? Is Yahoo going to be our cool dad? You know alternate (as in hip) abbaPermalink On twitter.com
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Nothing in Google translate.Permalink On twitter.com
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You know what, I'm going to run with it. Yahoo is now called Altaba, presumably short for Alternate Abba. Which means Yahoo is your cool dadOn twitter.com
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Reports from Yahoo-now-Altaba: it will be wearing a cap backwards, trying to rap, and be real chill about the sex you're having. Also, puns!Permalink On twitter.com
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The Summize product will finally be released as Altaba Summize, which will turn everything into a series of puns, but, you know, chill puns.Permalink On twitter.com
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Also, Yahoo Answers will become Altaba Answers which will now gently assure you that all your life choices are ok, but you should have kids.Permalink On twitter.com
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Tip your waitresses folks.Permalink On twitter.com
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I feel like maybe having to know some Hebrew is a road too far for this joke.Permalink On twitter.com
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