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  1. Email is like snail mail crossed w/Russian Roulette. There's a 1 in 6 chance I'll actually see your email & a 0% chance I want to play.
    1. …in reply to @Chronotope
      Now that I think about this hot take, I realize that what I meant was just "Email is like Russian Roulette".
    2. …in reply to @Chronotope
      But seriously I am so bad at email. Why hasn't someone ubered up my inbox or whatever yet? Can't we disrupt email or is it too early still?
      1. …in reply to @Chronotope
        Idea: When you email me you get back a Captcha & must convince Siri this wasn't better as a DM. Cannot? The singularity slags your computer.
        1. …in reply to @Chronotope
          Are these enough buzzwords for some VC to fund a way to make email less awful? Please?


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