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There's an ep of Riverdale on at this bar & the plot is: they've been trapped in town with magic & are all going to die from an incoming comet, but Phoenix power can melt the comet, only Archie & Jughead are undead & will die if they do; ALSO they're going to franchise Pop's!
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I have never seen an episode of this show, and I know it's on the CW, but I definetly wasn't expecting this. I was expecting the lesbian sex scene, but not all the rest of this. Wild.
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Oh, one of the people in the sex scene was a ghost, so that's not really expected (apparently different from the undead/resurrected Archie). Also... The FBI just invited Betty to join their serial killer division?! And her response was 'I'm not into that lifestyle anymore'?!?
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Wait, after Jughead watched Titanic he called this lady an 'angel'. Its she *literally* an angel?! Also. Veronica owns a casino? Now Archie is hitting the magical blue barrier around the town with an actual medieval mace?! Wait is his mom Molly Ringwald?
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There's like... a baffling amount of very different things going on in this show, huh?
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Is this like... a normal episode?
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There's a painting of, I think, Veronica's dad and it is Dorian Graying? And someone in this show is named "Fangs"?
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Apparently Veronica has the magical powers of being "a human dialysis machine" and they all have magical powers 'from the multiverse'?! And they're going to combine them?! With blood magic?! And (of course) the power of Veronica kissing the Phoenix witch lady.
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Wait... Are these episodes actually an hour long?
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Alright, I'm done with dinner so I'm leaving, but I'm getting the sense that they will indeed manage to melt the comet without redeading Archie and Jughead. Whether or not they will successfully franchise Pop's will remain a mystery to me though.
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Apparently yes, this show was always this crazy, just with less magic? levgarrity/1552014722479886336?t=E-8RyY4352pUlb-e1wbcQw&s=19