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                1. Oh no, the YouTube display ads this week have flipped on me to become entirely horny. I know exactly why too...
                  oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
              1. …in reply to @Chronotope
                So for literal years I thought the WebToon app was only for cartoon p*rn because after I watched a real good video about anime and RWBY the targeting algo started occasionally slotting them in because I guess that's how some targeter thinks...
            1. …in reply to @Chronotope
              Then, much later, a friend was like 'I don't know what you're talking about there are just solid narrative comics on there you should check out' and lo it was mostly normal comics. There's even a Batman comic. So I downloaded the app...
          1. …in reply to @Chronotope
            But now b/c Google targeted the ads and runs the app store it thinks the weird creepy horny ads are what caused the conversion and now they're back! But that's not why they took over my feed...
        1. …in reply to @Chronotope
          They took over basically every ad position because my s.o. and I were watching something and I was about to skip the ad and she goes *wait, what is this* and we let the whole ad play, it's a truly ridiculous (but PG13) horny cartoon ad...
      1. …in reply to @Chronotope
        It starts w/an insane line, & we are instantly laughing at it, b/c intro v.o. is "why did I get a monster for my first day as a prostitute?" & a literal warewolf steps out of the shadows & does an exposition drop about how he needs her virginal moon essence and just gets sillier
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      Anyway, we watched the whole preroll ad b/c it was extremely silly, horny and badly written. Not something I would ever click on or pay money for in a million years. But now Google's algo has taken the rare positive signal and decided I want nothing but awkward horny cartoon ads
  1. …in reply to @Chronotope
    Lol ad tech can be very dumb. Gonna start blocking these ads and hopefully fix this.
    1. …in reply to @Chronotope
      oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
      1. …in reply to @Chronotope
        It will prob take a month of "Stop showing me this ad" before my feed is clean again. *shrugz*
        1. …in reply to @Chronotope
          Wait what? Made for stuff? What stuff? oh.... OH. lol another one to block.
          oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API


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