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                1. Ok, I think I've officially found the most bonkers brand integration.
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                I cannot believe I've never heard of this insane Forbes-branded game before now. mobygames.com/game/windows/forbes-corporate-warrior
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              "Corporate Warrior was hailed by Crain's New York Business Magazine as, 'Doom meets Wharton School of Business.'" - en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forbes_Corporate_Warrior
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            There's no citation, but I 100% believe Crain's (and Forbes) in the 90s would be hot for a game that literalized "corporate warrior".
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          "it's your job to beat your competitors by shooting customers with one of numerous business-themed weapons [...] No, we're not joking and, judging by the complete lack of humour or irony, neither were the developers." 90sfps.fandom.com/wiki/Forbes_Corporate_Warrior
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        This game apparently came with a manual that included establishing fiction, including the fictional scientist being all "can't put a price on love, so I moved my life into my office". Since it's abandonware, if you can figure out the tech issues, you could probably play it.
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      I want an oral history of how this game came to be, so bad. archive.org/details/forbes-corporate-warrior/scan2-disc.jpg "Not recommended, unless you simply must play every bad FPS in existence." myabandonware.com/game/forbes-corporate-warrior-do2
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    Exact same energy
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      Forbes was always ridiculous huh.
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        oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
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