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                          1. Glad someone at Facebook watched that cryptoisland video and figured out how to make it look even more dystopian. keano81/1485582987949449220
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                          like lol, you thought being surrounded by cryptobros pitching their startup all day was bad now we're actually going to show how you're going to have to drink coffee out of a straw like a gd Wall-E potato person while you do it.
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                        I'm the "self-appointed spokesperson" says the officially appointed spokesperson, in a truly mind-bending act of manufacturing authenticity.
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                      And I know that selling video games on pre-rendered cinematics is (bafflingly) all the rage now, but if you're selling a VR world product than actually showing this weird new software space would... you think... be the point, but nope "Not actual VR footage"
                      oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
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                    Also, 100% stealing Kristen Bell's bit here. So hard that Bell should sue lol.
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                  Also, nearly impossible to tell but I'm pretty sure that this video of a lady totally wasting what sounds like good coffee by drinking it through a straw (an unpleasant experience when hot!) is warning us to use the Quest "in a safe area free of obstructions and liquids"...
                  oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
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                Pretty hard to read white text on top of a white plate!
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              All that's left to complete the avatar's transition to Kristen Bell's character from The Good Place is for her to uncomfortably sexualize herself... only it's the internet and FB is bad at moderation so don't worry because I'm sure there will be men on there to that for her :/
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            It doesn't have a warning on the final frame, but worth noting, you likely also shouldn't use the Oculus device that blocks your vision and causes you to move around while wearing socks on a hardwood floor.
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          This apartment layout looks surprisingly like a slightly larger version of my own apartment & I can tell you that I barely have room to do Switch Boxing or RingFit and I would definitely not have enough room when furniture is in the location that real humans use to do any of that
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        "on mah face" is definitely going to get unfortunately meme-d isn't it?
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      Hmmm... isn't having "no rules or limits" exactly Facebook's existing problem?
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    (Apparently this is from around 2 years ago, so I guess it would be better to note that the cryptobros were inspired by Facebook which is only slightly less damning.)


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