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2 things: 1. This Press Release is indistinguishable from parody. It could easily be an Onion article. 2. Wait... they call M&M's "lentils"?!?! prnewswire.com/news-releases/iconic-mms-brand-announces-global-commitment-to-creating-a-world-where-everyone-feels-they-belong-301464475.html