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        1. So the NYC subway was locked out by... a badly deployed software patch? Yeah that tracks. NYCTSubway/1394258614475497475
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        Before adding internet: turnstiles open 24/7 After adding internet: turnstiles go into random lockdown Hmmmmm... I'm going to blame Javascript for this one.
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      This is your periodic reminder to keep using your Metro Card. Unlike with using a credit card or app, when you use a Metro Card no turnstile knows if you're a dog... Well they know you're definitely not a dog, because dogs don't pay for the subway, but they don't know much else.
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    oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
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      I love Javascript but I also love the programming hive mind's illogical strong hatred of Javascript. I find it hilarious.
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