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I need a new graphics card so if you want to buy my tweets I'm sorry but I will be taking no bids less than $3000. If you want em bad enough that's just the arbitrary price I'm attaching to an object unhinged from real value that I could replicate on another NFT platform.
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And yes, that means bidding for my tweets has a floor. And yes one could argue that this means that on-paper my Twitter account has now increased my personal wealth by $39,300,000. I'm very rich now. I will not be taking any questions.
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Also, if you were interested, I would be glad to sell you my whole Twitter account, in which case I would be glad to grant you a wholesale discount. Let's round down and say for a mere $30,000,000 you could have all this Value to do with as you please.
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You'd be getting a real deal, look at all these tweets, I just keep adding more to the package, the value is *only going up*. To the moon etc...