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  1. I will never understand why the choice was made to not make a whole film out of the first 15 minutes of Resident Evil: Afterlife.
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      All I want is 500 Milla Jovovichs simultaneously doing heist planning, cracking wise with each other, killing zombies and using ridiculous bullet time superpowers against massive underground bases.
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        Also give me whatever crazy Umbrella Corp battery that lasts for 180 days worth of daily captain logs on a camcorder.
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          Guns, lots of guns
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            Sometimes you just gotta sliiiiiiiiiiiide
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              Time for that white room action!
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                Yesssss Wesker and his sunglasses and his dogs. Give me that eating people monologue.
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                  You need some glasses because it's about to get real **3!!!D!!!
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                    "Star Power B*tches!"
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                      I like this movie more the more times I watch it, but still could have done with a whole lot more of the clones.
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                        Let's rewind a bit, back to the beginning...
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                          The chompers!
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                            Now we begin...
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                              Jan 2020 vs July 2020
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                                I forgot that it goes right into the next movie.
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                                  *sigh* I forgot how visually uninteresting the 2nd film is. Paul W. S. Anderson has his flaws as a director, but he is never boring. There are good things in this one, especially a nice attention to detail, but the director just isn't making interesting visual choices.
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                                    The one great exception, when Alice arrives in the church.
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                                      Excited to get to the one where: Milla has superpowers, is rocking a desert look created by her own fashion line, and the director's last horror film seems to have been the glorious Australian flick 'Razorback'.


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