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      1. please give me millions of dollars for my advanced blacklist startup: we use regexes with spaces around the words. and with this advanced technology we will make so much more inventory available to you
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      our technology of bracketing words with spaces is secret sauce, developed in stealth through thousands of hours of machine learning and it allows me to make an unprecedented promise: we will only block the actual words you want to block
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    we have developed this groundbreaking technology in the cutting edge of programming tools: vanilla javascript, so you know our tech is smarter than most ad tech companies
    1. …in reply to @Chronotope
      you might ask, 'why can't i attempt this magnificent feat myself? it would be difficult, but if i curve my ml just right i might compete' & you might think that but b/c i have spent my vc money the right way: joining the iab and becoming tag certified, only my tech is *trusted*
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        oh, would you like to leverage our excellent technology? it's $3000 to set up and then we'll take 32% of your cpms it's worth it you can trust me
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          invest today, i've already reserved our name on nyse: spacesrx if you get in before the end of the night i'll let you ring the bell


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