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    1. Jeebus this flight is so delayed plus bad weather = not a fun time.
  1. …in reply to @Chronotope
    So far: connecting flight to this one delayed; mislabeled gate causing panic; pilot humming on an accidentally love line; now the passengers are starting to get antsy, walky, and yelly while we approach an hour on the tarmac.
    1. …in reply to @Chronotope
      Flip side, I've got the time to re-download all my audiobooks that I forgot I had to wipe after factory reseting my phone following last week's flight. Get me out of Texas please.
      1. …in reply to @Chronotope
        Also: I'm ready for the drink service now.


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