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I figured out the next news format! The compliment sandwich. Now all bad news stories will exist between two things that make you feel good. Ex: More cars let you play Bluetooth music then ever! The ice caps are melting and we're all going to drown. Swimming is great exercise! Chronotope/1146442004928372736Permalink On twitter.com
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New feature proposal: yell 'sir-i, this is an Applebee's' at your phone and all the news stories that make you feel personally implicated in fascism through your silence will disappear.On twitter.com
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