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      1. I'm starting to get the sense that Disney hired Guy Ritchie to Guy Ritchie then stepped in half way through and told him not to, in which case, why bother? I mean only reason to hire Ritchie is so he can direct in his unique weird way. If you want something this flat, why bother? IGN/1128148429929164805
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      Also, I remember Will Smith basically being able to sing, but this is making me doubt my memory. Why would you hire Will Smith and then give him this sequence and not let him Smith it up? Hammy, silly, screen-dominating, weird rapping Smith would work great in this scene.
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    I mean, could you imagine Guy Ritchie at max plus Smith at max? It would be glorious. Incredibly silly for sure, but fun! And this is a kid's file right? That's what I would have thought they are going for.
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      I am really sad that we are not going to see max effort Ritchie with Smith doing his hammy act because that would have been extremely entertainingly bad. This does not look entertainingly bad.
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      *kid's film
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