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      1. Going to Passover brunch with the fam in suburbia and I've only just discovered that the worst subway is Sunday Morning Millennial Exercise Enthusiasts Subway.
    1. …in reply to @Chronotope
      Half the car was in athleasure. When one group separated between cars while boarding, they went between cars to regroup and couldn't stop screaming at each other about how crazy walking between moving cars was.
  1. …in reply to @Chronotope
    It is 9am. Statistically speaking these people should all be sleeping in for brunch.


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