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  1. rent your fking home millennial, rent it now. get that money! are you optimized enough, is every second of your life and space you inhabit in use at all times or can someone pay to use it. did you spend enough time comparing sharing economy sites to arbitrage your life? do it juliachanb/1111155874402230272
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      don't think about emotional or actual labor involved in turning your home into a public work place. why have a empty dining table all day when you can end up having to clean strangers' metaphorical and literal shit. are we insured, have a way to deal with security risk, theft?
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        you don't need to think about the consequences millennial. fking get cash money. get that money by turning every nook and cranny of your personal life into arbitrage. make that money so you can pay the rent we're going to cause to go up. we're the airbnb of wework kid
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          it's 'passive income' millennial, just relax and we'll give you that good income. you can do it. optimize your life. make it happy. make it rich. you'll be a millionaire any day now. you just have to give it your all by giving everything to us
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            work good millennial work good and optimize aramzs.kinja.com/the-gig-economy-and-its-discontents-1686617213
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                being a generational traitor used to pay more, but you can do twice the betrayal for half the money because you are a proud millennial


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